I have decided to pre record responses for if I ever do get to meet my heroes. I don't generally know how to talk like a human, so I think if the actual thing happened there would be less words and more uncontrolled fits of crying. Sometimes the crying happens alone, without the actual thing. These are the first words that pop into my head before the tears start.
They are uncensored, one take just like the real deal. They are not really meant to be anything, but I know at one point I will rewatch these and I will cringe and I will hate myself.
Also I guess that sometimes I get scared about the tiny planet we are on, the thought that the people these are destined for are never likely to see them is something nice to rest my head on.
HI MIRANDA JULY. This stalker vid is for you.